Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: USA dumb laws, stupid laws

  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    In a State Of Confusion
    Posts
    3,506

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Surrey, BC
    Posts
    6,741
    No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    lmfao

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Surrey, BC
    Posts
    6,741

    Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
    funniest law i've ever heard of, poor lil butterflies

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    ziggyjuarez's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Portland, Oregon
    Age
    28
    Posts
    25,160
    Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
    fuck shit dick shit damn i always wanted a sloth

  5. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Corisant
    Posts
    5,813
    Check out Georgia:

    * Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
    * One man may not be on another man's back.
    * It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    * Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this.

  6. Funny S**t   -   #6
    ziggyjuarez's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Portland, Oregon
    Age
    28
    Posts
    25,160
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
    Check out Georgia:

    * Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
    * One man may not be on another man's back.
    * It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    * Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this.
    im sure the law does not follow these laws

  7. Funny S**t   -   #7
    Arm's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    a well
    Age
    29
    Posts
    1,461
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia.
    Werent the sodomy laws ruled unconstitutional in 2003?

  8. Funny S**t   -   #8
    New york laws
    A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
    Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M
    It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

  9. Funny S**t   -   #9
    Rip The Jacker's Avatar Retired
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA
    Age
    31
    Posts
    6,435
    Damn some of these are outrageous!

    - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    - Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    - You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    - It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Wtf?)
    - It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    - Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (Damn ladies)
    - Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Dammit! )
    - Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
    - A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

    Great link.

  10. Funny S**t   -   #10
    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    Corisant
    Posts
    5,813
    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    - A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
    For a second I thought that was pubic

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •