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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
    lmfao

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    Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
    funniest law i've ever heard of, poor lil butterflies

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    Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
    fuck shit dick shit damn i always wanted a sloth

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    Check out Georgia:

    * Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
    * One man may not be on another man's back.
    * It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    * Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
    Check out Georgia:

    * Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
    * One man may not be on another man's back.
    * It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    * Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this.
    im sure the law does not follow these laws

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
    BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia.
    Werent the sodomy laws ruled unconstitutional in 2003?

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    New york laws
    A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
    Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M
    It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."

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    Damn some of these are outrageous!

    - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    - Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    - You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    - It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Wtf?)
    - It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
    - Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (Damn ladies)
    - Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Dammit! )
    - Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
    - A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.

    Great link.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rip The Jacker
    - A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
    For a second I thought that was pubic

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