lmfaoNo vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
funniest law i've ever heard of, poor lil butterflies
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.
fuck shit dick shit damn i always wanted a slothMany animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Check out Georgia:
* Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
* One man may not be on another man's back.
* It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
* Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
BTW, oral sex is illegal in Georgia. Bill Clinton will be sad to hear this.
im sure the law does not follow these lawsOriginally Posted by Darth Sushi
Werent the sodomy laws ruled unconstitutional in 2003?Originally Posted by Darth Sushi
New york laws
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
Damn some of these are outrageous!
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Wtf?)
- It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
- Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (Damn ladies)
- Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Dammit! )
- Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
- A man with a mustache may never kiss a woman in public.
Great link.
For a second I thought that was pubicOriginally Posted by Rip The Jacker
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