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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Classmate....


    Have You Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking,

    "surely I Can't Look That Old?"



    I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then??



    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm,...or Could He???



    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan

    Park High School.



    "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.



    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.



    He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"



    "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed.



    He Looked At Me Closely.



    Then, That Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a-bitch Asked, "what Did You

    Teach?"

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