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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks.
    He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when
    he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like
    hillbillies.

    The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license,
    and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting license.

    The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked
    up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
    Kentucky. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin'
    license, boy?"

    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee
    hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and
    grabbed the
    second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee
    duck. This duck's from Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?"

    The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi
    hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck,
    sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Mississippi duck. This here
    duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"

    Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South
    Carolina hunting license.

    The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
    at the hillbilly "Boy, just where the hell are you from?"

    The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over and said,
    "You tell me. You're the expert."


    Old but still funny

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    hahahaha

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