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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children

    will remember..

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

    I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

    "Sure!" I excitedly replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there ---- on the couch ---- naked.

    Poetic Justice

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    I thought that said "Fried"

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    lmfao, fucking own3d.

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    Ouch



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    Lol... sucks for him

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    i wonder what kind of excuse he came up with on the spot.
    lol

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    Last edited by cpt_azad; 01-28-2005 at 03:21 AM.

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    Sucks to be him.

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