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    Urinal Test

    Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge! Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)... women are on their own. But, there IS a code of the rest room that MUST be followed. The, following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room. An X above the number will indicate "in use."


    (Sample)

    X X
    1 2 3 4 5 6

    Indicates men are at stalls 3 and 6.


    You mission is to identify correctly, based on proper urinal etiquette, the stall at which you should stand. Good luck!


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    Easy Section

    1. Urinals 2 and 4 are occupied.

    X X
    1 2 3 4 5 6

    Enter your choice here: __





    The correct answer is 6. It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy instinctively knows this.



    2. Urinal 1 is occupied.

    X
    1 2 3 4 5 6

    Enter your choice here: __





    The correct answer is 6. Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater risk of being next to someone who arrives later.


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    Kind of Tricky Section

    3. No urinals are occupied.


    1 2 3 4 5 6


    Enter your choice here: __





    The correct answer is 1 or 6. By choosing one of these, you are tacitly saying, "I don't want anyone next to me."



    4. Urinals 2, 4 and 6 are occupied.

    X X X
    1 2 3 4 5 6


    Enter your choice here: __





    The correct answer is 1. You're stuck being next to at least ONE guy, so you minimize the impact and get a wall on your left. NEVER go between TWO guys if you can help it. Exceptions to this are stadium rest rooms where the herd thunders in.


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    Subtle, Tricky, but Important to Know Section

    5. Urinals 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

    X X X
    1 2 3 4 5 6


    Enter your choice here: __





    The correct answer is 4. Believe it or not, 1 or 3 "couples" you with the guy in stall 2. And we wouldn't want THAT now, would we? This differs from question 4 in such a subtle way that the nuances cannot be explained. Suffice it to say, only we men would understand!


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    VERY Tricky Indeed Section

    6. Urinals 1, 2, 5 and 6 are occupied.

    X X X X
    1 2 3 4 5 6


    Enter your choice here: __





    The answer is NONE! You go to the mirror and pretend to comb your hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for God's sake, man, use a stall with a door!


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    Other Parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:

    NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.

    I don't think I need to tell you, but absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is the highest offense.

    NO Singing. Period.

    Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again."

    Who'd have thought SO much goes into a seemingly simple process?

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    lol

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    this reminds me of a test I took online - it was a flash version. I did pretty well considering I'm not a guy. Though, women probably do the same thing with stalls. At least, I do.

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