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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN





    D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go
    to
    hell for up to 8 full hours.





    ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's
    depression by rendering Preschoolers unconscious for up to two days





    E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates
    melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as
    teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.





    P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single
    women.
    Two full Cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size,
    decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.





    D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause
    dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup
    trucks.





    F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by
    controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.





    M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women.
    Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be
    a
    better person Can we get naked now?"





    B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to
    shopping.
    Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.





    J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man
    who
    can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.





    A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T A spray carried in a purse or
    wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with
    total strangers in elevators.





    N A G A M E T When administered to a husband, provides the
    same
    irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time
    and
    trouble of doing it herself

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    Busyman's Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!!!
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    Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me. Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, Bitchhhh!

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