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    Zombie Killer Power Tools

    A REVIEW

    Okay - if you have reached the apocalypse, and you need to Survive.
    Don't just go for the cheapo pwer tools to rip up some Zombies
    DONT grab the glossy looking ones ...EVER - they WILL not LAST, past 3 zombies...maybe...if your lucky.

    it is simply not worth it



    FESTO
    Festo seems to be the hottest zombie tool as of yet (but could be a fashion - comes with a very cool casing. (not cheap-ever) - Will perform a clean head cut whichever tools you use.



    MAKITA

    in the old millenium, makita was king, but seems to have lost popularity among the die hard zombie leg cutters, still i personally disagree with this "fad" makita stilll drills skulls, twists like no other



    DeWalt
    DeWalt recently AntiZombieTools recently entered ther market and seriously took over (however i d not place them on number one) - alll there tools are yellow and easily noticed in a panic situation which helps. Blood and yellow tools is good for the Karma.





    HILTI

    Old time favorite, has prooven over many years of the apoclypse as stable and reliable. Very popular in eastern european zombie infested areas. A must.




    BOSCH

    Even in the most drastik of situations, evenif your zombie wife is giving birth to a zombie zkid, do not rip this from the supermarket...unless it is the proffesional version, (the expensive ones) - yes the work.





    BLACK&DEKKER
    Likewise, a Zombie wants to eat your testicles, you have a choice - a Dwalt or a Black&Dekeer, go for the Dewalt or maybe even the hammer unless you find the proffesional version. Do not compromise with your life.



    Remember "heroes" use eye, face protection at all times.






    Enjoy but be Safe


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    Quote Originally Posted by 15%
    I dont know if i should laugh or run away screaming....

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    Are you a zombie then?

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    I could be, how do i check?

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    Think of brains. Does that thought make you dribble?

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    Drill a hole in your skull.

    If you bleed profusely you might not be one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY
    Drill a hole in your skull.

    If you bleed profusely you might not be one.
    Depends....
    on the angle, accuracy and of course rotations per minute.

    if these items are out of balance it may get messy.

    Therefore investment in the right tools is vital.

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    Good thinking, I apologize for any damages caused by incorrect application of inferior drill to skull.

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