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Thread: The Old Sailor

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake.

    He engages a prostitute and takes her to a room.

    He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks "How am I doing, Darlin?"

    The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots."

    "Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

    She replies, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back."

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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