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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    BITCH IN THE KITCHEN


    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son
    playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the
    train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
    bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
    with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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    old but funny

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    haha, thats great.

    All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of
    bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks
    awesome..

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    lol, reminds me off monty python for some weird reason

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    never eard that before
    funny
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