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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    ITALIAN PASTA DIET: IT REALLY WORKS !!
    1) You walka pasta da bakery.

    2) You walka pasta da candy store.

    3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.



    Also - CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

    For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the

    final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to

    know the truth after all those conflicting medical

    studies:



    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer

    fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer

    fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and

    suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red

    wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots

    of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks

    than Americans.





    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what

    kills you.

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Speaking English is apparently what

    kills you.


























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    thecreator89's Avatar EFFYOUsion, biotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick


    CONCLUSION:

    Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what

    kills you.

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