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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    "AIM TOWARDS THE ENEMY."
    - Instruction printed on US Army Rocket Launcher
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    "WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NO LONGER OUR FRIEND."
    - US Marine Corps journal
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    "CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY, VERY ACCURATE. THE BOMBS ARE GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND."
    - USAF Ammo Troop
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    "IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU."
    - US Army Infantry Journal
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    "A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT."
    - US Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance
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    "IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU'VE JUST BOMBED."
    - US Air Force manual
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    "TRY TO LOOK UNIMPORTANT; THE ENEMY MAY BE LOW ON AMMO."
    - US Army Infantry Journal
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    "TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS."
    - US Army Ordnance manual
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    "FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS."
    - US Army Infantry Journal
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    "BRAVERY IS BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS YOU'RE AFRAID."
    - David Hackworth
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    "IF YOUR ATTACK IS GOING TOO WELL, YOU'RE WALKING INTO AN AMBUSH."
    - US Army Infantry Journal
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    "NO COMBAT-READY UNIT HAS EVER PASSED INSPECTION."
    - Joe Gay
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    "ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER . . ONCE"
    - Anon
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    "NEVER TELL THE PLATOON SERGEANT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO."
    - Unknown Marine Recruit
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    "DON'T DRAW FIRE; IT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU."
    - US Army Infantry Journal
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    "IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM."
    - USAF Ammo Troop

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    "TRACERS WORK BOTH WAYS."
    - US Army Ordnance manual

    So true, was playing a game of night airsoft with my Cadet core last week, I had the great idea of using tracers as every 2nd round.....lets just say they found and shot me faster than I could even pull the trigger again.


    "FIVE-SECOND FUSES ONLY LAST THREE SECONDS."
    - US Army Infantry Journal

    LMFAO

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    "IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM."
    - USAF Ammo Troop
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    Why keep up with the bomb technician? I have a vague idea but not sure..

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    Illuminati's Avatar Simple Bystander BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiranai_Baka
    Why keep up with the bomb technician? I have a vague idea but not sure..
    Why would a bomb technician be running away?

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    I was thinking of him not being able to defuse a bomb but its not that funny O.o

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    Don't forget: "shit rolls downhill," for the lower ranks.

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