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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    Unforgettable first date

    This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
    audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
    The winner described her worst first date experience. There
    absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
    She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy
    had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They
    were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was
    fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that
    They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
    to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an
    hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her
    companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
    Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
    a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside
    the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly

    crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.
    Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
    let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion
    stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman
    and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she
    felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
    As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
    firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles
    immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the
    icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due
    to the extreme cold.
    Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her
    date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed,
    she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"!
    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
    sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She
    too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
    they assessed her dilemma.
    Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
    with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
    cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into
    the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
    only one way to get her free.
    So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
    unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show...
    she took the prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down" And you
    thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - -
    This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    tesco's Avatar woowoo
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    Aug 2003

    But if that really happened it's kinda disgusting...

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
    can I curse? FUCK!
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    May 2003
    So this isn't real..? Damn..

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Aug 2003
    Surrey, BC

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.


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