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Thread: Hillary Clinton is pregnant!

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    That's what I heard, anyway.

    Passing out, and all.

    She recovered, then immediately went to the local "Big Boy" and ordered a banana split with diced pickles, jelly beans, and smoked herring.

    I kid you not.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Preggie at 57? Did she go to Romania lately?

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    TheDave's Avatar n00b
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    i thought she was a lesbian anti-christ

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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDave
    i thought she was a lesbian anti-christ
    Doesn't mean you are not a nice person.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    BigBank_Hank's Avatar Move It On Over
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    I wonder who fathered the little devil.

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    TheDave's Avatar n00b
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    how likely is it that a lesbian anti-christ gets pregnant then eats crap ice-cream?

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBank_Hank
    I wonder who fathered the little devil.
    I have heard that it was Dick Morris, but I'm not sure; knowing Hillary, she could claim Immaculate Conception and you'd never talk the New York Times out of it.

    I suppose the father's identity will be up to her.
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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    *BULLETIN*

    for Immediate Release...

    Hillary Clinton Claims To Have Been Impregnated By The Lesbian Ghost Of Eleanor Roosevelt During Erotic Weekend Seance.

    Details To Follow...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Details To Follow...
    errr... No.

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    natedogg's Avatar R.I.P. Nate Dogg :(
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    damn shes as worst as her husband
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