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Thread: Is this a good or a bad joke.....

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    enoughfakefiles's Avatar Ad ministrator
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    A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"

    The wife replies "What the whole finger?".

    To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"

    Could really do with the punchline-o-meter.
    Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 02-06-2005 at 03:43 PM.

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    No, very bad.

    This one forum I know of has a punchline-o-meter. They're totally cool.

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    awful

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    I'm gonna' say maybe here, and leave it at that.

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    Me (at Student's Union): What course you doing?
    Student: Geology.
    Me: How are you doing on it?
    Student: It rocks.

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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    [/smirks]

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    j2k4's Avatar en(un)lightened
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    It's feckin' hilarious for a second or two, then it fades quickly-probably 'cuz of the lack of punchline-o-meter.

    Just a guess.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I'm not even sure I get it...

    The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole)
    Last edited by Skizo; 02-06-2005 at 07:11 PM.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    I'm not even sure I get it...

    The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole)
    Yes the dreaded "double entendre", which, being a French term, unnecessarily limits the inherent humor of the joke.

    Kind of a prophylactic device.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

  10. Lounge   -   #10
    A punchlineometer has two gauges:



    That indicates level of "groanicity"




    This indicates how funny it was.

    Yours was a groaner.

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