Is this a good or a bad joke.....

**AussieSheila** · 02-06-2005, 09:46 PM

A man sends a fax to his wife. "Dear wife, I love you and think of you as a great wife. But you are 54, and I have needs. So please understand when I tell you I will be at a hotel with my 18 year old secretary. I will be home at midnight." He sends the fax.
When he gets home, true to his word, at midnight, he finds a note on the table. "Dear husband. I thankyou for your honesty. May I remind you that you're also 54, and I have needs too. So I will be at a hotel with my tennis coach, who is also 18. Being good at maths, I hope you will understand when I say that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18 so I won't be back until tomorrow lunchtime."

**hobbes** · 02-06-2005, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by AussieSheila

A man sends a fax to his wife. "Dear wife, I love you and think of you as a great wife. But you are 54, and I have needs. So please understand when I tell you I will be at a hotel with my 18 year old secretary. I will be home at midnight." He sends the fax.
When he gets home, true to his word, at midnight, he finds a note on the table. "Dear husband. I thankyou for your honesty. May I remind you that you're also 54, and I have needs too. So I will be at a hotel with my tennis coach, who is also 18. Being good at maths, I hope you will understand when I say that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18 so I won't be back until tomorrow lunchtime."

Nice in theory, but I imagine sex with an 18 year old male is like a cameo appearance by a movie star.

Hope she enjoys her 18 seconds.