A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"
The wife replies "What the whole finger?".
To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"
Could really do with the punchline-o-meter.
Yes
Very funny
STFU
A man phones his wife and say`s "I`ve just had an accident at work and cut off my finger"
The wife replies "What the whole finger?".
To which the husband replies "No the one next to it"
Could really do with the punchline-o-meter.
Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 02-06-2005 at 03:43 PM.
I'm gonna' say maybe here, and leave it at that.
It's feckin' hilarious for a second or two, then it fades quickly-probably 'cuz of the lack of punchline-o-meter.
Just a guess.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
I'm not even sure I get it...
The joke uses the word whole as a double meaning right? (whole/hole)
Last edited by Skizo; 02-06-2005 at 07:11 PM.
yo
Yes the dreaded "double entendre", which, being a French term, unnecessarily limits the inherent humor of the joke.Originally Posted by Skizo
Kind of a prophylactic device.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
A punchlineometer has two gauges:
That indicates level of "groanicity"
This indicates how funny it was.
Yours was a groaner.
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