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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He
    can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia
    Whack.


    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
    holiday," says the frog.


    She looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
    The frog says, "My name is Kermit Jagger, my dad is
    Mick Jagger, and it's okay, because I know the bank
    manager."


    She explains that he will need to secure the loan with
    some collateral.


    The frog says, "Sure! No problem! I have this!" He
    produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch
    tall, bright pink in color, and perfectly formed.


    Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to
    consult with the bank manager and disappears into a
    back office.


    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called
    Kermit Jagger out there who wants to borrow $30,000
    and claims to know you. He also wants to use this as
    collateral!"


    She holds up the tiny pink elephant and says, "I mean,
    what in the world is this?"



    (you're gonna love it)



    (its a real treat)



    (a masterpiece)



    (wait for it)


    The bank manager looks back at her and says...


    "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
    His old man's a Rolling Stone!"


    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I knew you
    would........)


    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you
    grinned, I know you did!!!


    Give The Frog A Loan

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    okay okay i grinned

    lol

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    One to tell me kids

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