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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    politically correct



    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
    1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
    AMERICAN."
    2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
    APPRECIATIVE."
    3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
    OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
    5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
    COMPANION."
    6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED"
    7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
    INCONVENIENCED."
    8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY
    ENHANCED."
    9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
    10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
    11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is
    "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
    12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
    PROVIDER."


    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

    1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID
    GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
    2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"
    3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
    ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
    4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
    5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
    DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
    6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes
    ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.."
    7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
    "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
    8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
    9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
    CHALLENGED."
    10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
    11. it's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
    "REAR CLEAVAGE."

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    LOL these are great!

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    funny.

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    She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
    PROVIDER."



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    She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
    lmao good post HC

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    Those are funny

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    lol good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    lol good one
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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