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    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hardwork.

    Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

    Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

    Mars condoms - a condom a day helps you work rest and play

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!!




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    That's alot of Rubber
    ..excuse me Miss but do you have a permit?

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    Microsoft Condoms- The Sprinkler System.

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    NTL condoms would screw you even after you've screamed at 'em to stop.


    Dirty theiving gypo's.
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    They've robbed about 60 off me!

    Thats about an ounze, bottle of Vodka and a pack of fags.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    They've robbed about 60 off me!

    Thats about an ounze, bottle of Vodka and a pack of fags.
    Suddenly the Euro is thrown out the window and every country adopts the 'lilmiss' money valuer thingy............ok so I forgot the term for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by (>Zero Cool<)
    ok so I forgot the term for it.

    Do you have my money n smokes?
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    You mean they did bill you for the internet they couldn't actually set up?
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    Lilmiss's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +4
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    Yeah, and a phone line.
    They have taken 3 debits without me noticing.

    And now they won't gimme it back. :crying:



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