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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    An Oklahoma farmer got in his pickup and drove to a
    neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
    A young boy about 12 opened the door.
    "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he
    ain't," the boy replied. "He went inta town."

    "Well, said the farmer, is yer Mom here?" "No, sir,
    she ain't here neither She went inta town with
    Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "He went with Mom and Dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
    from one foot to
    the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there
    anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely.
    "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to
    borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer
    Dad."

    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
    wanted to talk to yer
    Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
    daughter, Pearly Mae,
    pregnant."

    The boy considered for a moment. "You'd hafta talk
    to Pa about that",
    he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know
    that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the
    hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer
    Howard
    An Oklahoma farmer

    An Oklahoma farmer got in his pickup and drove to a
    neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
    A young boy about 12 opened the door.
    "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he
    ain't," the boy replied. "He went inta town."

    "Well, said the farmer, is yer Mom here?" "No, sir,
    she ain't here neither She went inta town with
    Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
    "He went with Mom and Dad."
    The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting
    from one foot to
    the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there
    anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely.
    "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to
    borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer
    Dad."

    "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really
    wanted to talk to yer
    Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my
    daughter, Pearly Mae,
    pregnant."

    The boy considered for a moment. "You'd hafta talk
    to Pa about that",
    he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know
    that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the
    hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer
    Howard

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    can I curse? FUCK!
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    doubled by mistake? =P

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    lol nice (the joke, not teh double post)

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    you psted twice that's hilarious! roflmfao so funny!

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    lol, calm down there rossco

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    lmao I did didnt I?
    I guess I am living up to the image of a true blonde....
    But then again It's better to do a repost of ur own post then someone elses
    BTW Rossco I love ur avitar!!! Napolean Dynamite rocks...It was filmed only 45 min from where I was raised and yes ppl in preston Idaho dress like 80 geeks

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