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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Nudist Colony
    I visited a very exclusive nudist colony to see if I wanted to join On my first day I took off my clothes and started to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and I immediately got an erection.

    The woman notices my erection, comes over to me and says, "Did you call for me?"

    I replied, "No, what do you mean?"

    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain.

    It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads me to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls me to her and happily lets me have my way with her.

    I continued to explore the colony's facilities.

    I entered the sauna and as I sit down, I fart.

    Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.

    No, what do you mean?" I said.

    "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me."

    The huge man easily spins me around, bends me over a bench and has his way with me.

    I staggered back to the colony office, where I am greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?", she says.

    I yell, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee."

    But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours.

    You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."

    I replied, "Listen lady, I'm 70 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day.

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    Did you know we're almost on post 1000,000.

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