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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    When my friend had appendicitis he had a 2 doctors and 3 trainee doctors put their finger up his arse so they could feel it swollen up


    edit - all though thats prolly not what you wanted to hear. I hope you're okay though
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    Im sure lilmisss will appreciate your knowledge

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    When my friend had appendicitis he had a 2 doctors and 3 trainee doctors put their finger up his arse so they could feel it swollen up


    edit - all though thats prolly not what you wanted to hear. I hope you're okay though
    I thought your appendix were at the front.?Is your mate sure they were doctors.

    /Edit nearly forgot get well soon lilmiss.
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    I hear they can do it through your belly button now! Then you wont have a scar...but scars are cool anyway. Especially the ones with awesome stories behind 'em

    Get Well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    When my friend had appendicitis he had a 2 doctors and 3 trainee doctors put their finger up his arse so they could feel it swollen up
    That is what they do for prostate problems, not appendicitis.Unless they are really horny.


    Once again, get well soon, teh miss, we wouldn't trust anybody else with teh pokey stick around here.

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    Nope, they can do that pokey thing with appendicitis too, so let's pray it never happens to us.

    And the bellybutton thing requires it to be in relativly good shape to take it out, if it's really inflamed or burst or something you get the scar.

    If it's progressed a bit they can only look at it through the bellybutton, can't risk bursting it by taking it out that way, I think.
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    Good Luck Little Missy.

    If it involves scars hope you can use it in your next tattoo.

    Don't think Vodka is on though - then I would say that.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    That is what they do for prostate problems, not appendicitis.Unless they are really horny.


    Once again, get well soon, teh miss, we wouldn't trust anybody else with teh pokey stick around here.
    No, that is how they can check for appendicitis too, unless of course my friend decided to make up the story of 5 doctors sticking thier fingers up his arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    No, that is how they can check for appendicitis too, unless of course my friend decided to make up the story of 5 doctors sticking thier fingers up his arse

    Not questionning what your friend said. Qusetionning the doctors' motives. they can be weird (with a capital WE) sometimes... Ether fumes and all.

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    :eeek: Tanks Dan.

    I'm positive thats not how they check for it, maybe they were policemen dressed as doctors.



    Tanks peeps, I think it may just be my beergut expanding.
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