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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    They don't know what it is yet, but I'm allowed to eat again.

    The nurse who did the internal, asked if someone had forced themself on me as my cervix is red raw.


    I'm meant to be at a poker night, tonight.
    Hmmmm.....
    No I am not going there.

    No vodka and anti-biotics Lilmiss
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Why, thank you for that bit of information. And I don't mean about the poker game

    Hungry btw? If I was you I'd be eating like there was no tomorrow the second they let me eat again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    They don't know what it is yet, but I'm allowed to eat again.

    The nurse who did the internal, asked if someone had forced themself on me as my cervix is red raw.
    X4 X7

    Glad you're on teh road to recovery. They say you're not supposed to drink while taking anti-biotics but I think they're just trying to be mean spirited.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    They think I have appendicitis
    Kool, i had that - it sucked but i got a kool scar now
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    I had some beer the other day, and I'm on antibiotics as well.

    Turned out to be a bad idea. I had the most horrible nightmares all night :S


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    No I am not going there


    Yeah, I know not to mix Vodka and Anti-Biotics, but a lil speed wouldn't hurt, huh?



    Sorry to hear about you Pa Peerzy, thats awful.
    /me sends you some huggles, n thoughts.

    My God Daughter and pal are both suffering from carbon monoxide poisioning.
    Not been a good week at all, really.
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    Maybe he meant you got pokered already, and that's why...



    Wait, you were replying to manker there, and not to biggles's post and that's why... and the was for the the, oh yeah..
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    Glad to hear there won't be any cutting up to do... Never trust these surgeons, they're always wearing masks...

    And, for your information, there are some words that are not to be pronounced around men-folk, cervix is one of them. :crying:

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    Big red inflamed raw cervix.


    It was even worse after she prodded it.
    Meep.



    So, whats for dinner?
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    Fish sticks, I hate fish sticks.

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