I'm a human pin cushion

[hobbes]

Tis cool, my friend's 19yr old brother is in a coma following a brain hemorage last friday night

Any reason why?

Best of luck.

[Snee]

Given her symptoms, I doubt jamming fingers in her ass would help....
I doubted that she had appendicitis and I doubted she would get a rectal rampage.

Just a little reasonable reassurance.

The things, hobbes, that that wasn't how you first phrased it. You said:

BTW, fingers up the bum are not a way to diagnose this condition. You might do this in a male to look for inflammation of the prostate. The appendix is far from the anus.

And I said you were wrong. Just like you said DanB was wrong.

And it isn't really an age thing either, they don't just check for lumps, they sometimes check for tenderness in cases of abdominal pain and similar, regardless of age or sex.

It's just how it goes, but I'm not saying she'll be subjected to it anyway, I reckon they would have done it to her already if they would.

Seeing as she's being treated for an infection, and seeing as how she's not already, to my knowledge anyway, hospitalized in anticipation of surgery, I think they've agreed they've pegged it with the current treatment. So I'm very much hoping that she'll not be subjected to any more unpleasantness.

[hobbes]

Sorry Snny, I forgot Danb had posted the rectal horror story.

I worded my post forcefully so that she would be convinced that I was correct. I did not want to come off wishy-washy.

Anyway, I knew there was no need to poke her bum and I was just letting her know. Though I doubt it could be any worse than a pelvic exam.

[Lilmiss]

Shit, sorry Dan. :crying:
I didn't realise, you knows where I am....n all that stuff.



If those randy ass raping doctors wanna probe my internals, they better be able to run faster than me.

[hobbes]

Shit, sorry Dan. :crying:
I didn't realise, you knows where I am....n all that stuff.



If those randy ass raping doctors wanna probe my internals, they better be able to run faster than me.

Sounds like you're gettin' your spunk back! Break out the vodka!

[Lilmiss]

Eugh, why would I want my spunk back?

I have drank a lot of tea though, it has anti toxins.

[Biggles]

Shit, sorry Dan. :crying:
I didn't realise, you knows where I am....n all that stuff.



If those randy ass raping doctors wanna probe my internals, they better be able to run faster than me.

You going be able to run whilst sloshing around like a tea-urn?

[Lilmiss]

Needs must.


I've had enough running away practise from your waggling finger, anyhoo.

:dust:

[Biggles]

Needs must.


I've had enough running away practise from your waggling finger, anyhoo.

:dust:

The snap of rubber glove would add impetus to ones sprinting skills.



I need to learn to utilise this after the exits are barred.

[Lilmiss]

Theres always an exit...somewhere.

Bet SGG can run like the wind when the finger starts to shake.



I'm going to be very wary of the, "Bend over and touch your toes" line for a lil while. Just in case. :ahem: