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    Guillaume's Avatar Kentish old lady BT Rep: +8BT Rep +8
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    Woman jailed for testicle attack
    A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

    Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

    Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
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    She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
    and as true English gentleman i hope he responded
    "why thank you kindly"
    and proceeded to

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    Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sara
    Her name was Monti which is not a typically English name which hints at a Southern European descent. Perhaps a little Latin passion...in the broader sense of the word of course!
    Just so-

    Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty, for the most part the participants are of southern European origin.

    It's the same all over.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    @Guillaume. Reminder: Never to date an english woman.

    She must be quite strong to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Just so-

    Though strange things happen everywhere, even in Olde Blighty,
    Well, of course...


    My perception on being British on the other hand is that on the whole we almost revel in our eccentricities.. and secretly think we probably invented it...we see our strangeness as a perfectly normal reaction to living here. Without all our hot air, our country would sink!

    Strangeness however, is of course not confined to Olde Blighty ...and wierdness seems to have variations in flavour. Certain stereotypes are funny cos they are true, not all of the time of course, and not exclusively, but notable nonetheless.

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    We're not all that evil.


    Some of just use a stick.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss



    Some of just use a stick.
    i see the next thread






    although she seems a lovely girl from what i know

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc



    :crying: Wow, word spreads so fast.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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