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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

    diamond ring. "Where did you get that ring? Her Husband asks.

    Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and

    we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.



    A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny

    fur coat. "Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.

    She replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we

    won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings."



    Another week later his wife comes home driving in a

    red Ferrari. "Where did you get that car?" Her husband asks .

    Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and

    her share to the winnings.



    That night his wife asks him to run her a nice warm

    bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find

    that there is



    barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.



    "Why so little water?", she asks her husband.

    "Well" he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, now do

    we?"

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    LOL thats great LOL

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    hahaha

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    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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