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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

    The little girl then explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's how you get a baby."

    The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get a baby. That's how you get jewelry."

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    LOL thats great LOL

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    LMAO that's a keeper

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    OMG LMFAO!!!!

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    Just in time for Valentines.

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    lol

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    lol I'm sending that to my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    lol I'm sending that to my friend
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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