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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

    Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have you been all this
    time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how
    you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
    you put your Mum through??!!"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a
    prostitute..."

    "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to
    this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

    "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
    coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
    certificate for 250,000. For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy the
    spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside
    plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club...(takes a breath), an
    invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera,
    and...."

    "Now what was it you said you had become?"

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! . Sniff, sniff"

    "Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said
    "a Protestant." Come here and give your old dad a hug!"

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    LMFAO hilarious

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    That is teh funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    That is teh funny.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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