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    The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
    For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end


    Now gimme these chocolates!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    The space monkeys are sedated. Don't worry.
    For both same gender snoo snoo and monkey snoo snoo you can be the receiving end


    Now gimme these chocolates!
    Trade the chocolates for some of the sedation (to help with monkey snoo snoo activities )
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Has all this got anything to ddo with the original topic of the thread ?
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by gemby!
    Has all this got anything to ddo with the original topic of the thread ?



    There's a topic?


    Hey! you're the spammer.
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    Of course.

    We are a cult, but then our head quarters in Bearsden got discovered by smelly old ladies so we had to venture into space.

    We recaptured the Neptylon from the Klingons on the starboard bow but realised we had an energy problem. Though partly solved by the pig brought on board to make curry from SGG, it still wasn't enough.
    Snoo Snoo is an essential substance of the cult so on board geekoid Guillaume found a way to derive energy from Snoo Snoo. We're trying out different Snoo Snoo formula to see which one is most effective in creating trusting energy.

    Every member of the crew can be recognised by his/her personal post-it note. Since we're trying to escape normalism, yellow post-its are forbidden.

    The constant darkness in space may lead to depression, which is why we had to hire Biggles so he could provide us with crisps and chocolate which he gets from the negotiations with the people from SpaceSlut who seem to be very interested in our Snoo Snoo experiment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky1
    Of course.

    We are a cult, but then our head quarters in Bearsden got discovered by smelly old ladies so we had to venture into space.

    We recaptured the Neptylon from the Klingons on the starboard bow but realised we had an energy problem. Though partly solved by the pig brought on board to make curry from SGG, it still wasn't enough.
    Snoo Snoo is an essential substance of the cult so on board geekoid Guillaume found a way to derive energy from Snoo Snoo. We're trying out different Snoo Snoo formula to see which one is most effective in creating trusting energy.

    Every member of the crew can be recognised by his/her personal post-it note. Since we're trying to escape normalism, yellow post-its are forbidden.

    The constant darkness in space may lead to depression, which is why we had to hire Biggles so he could provide us with crisps and chocolate which he gets from the negotiations with the people from SpaceSlut who seem to be very interested in our Snoo Snoo experiment.

    Oh yes




    Has anyone noticed that Neptylon is an anagram of Nylon pet - has this anything to do with Manker's underwear?
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles


    There's a topic?


    Hey! you're the spammer.
    dont blame me for your spammy ways
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles
    We could just whack her with it.
    Meep. :crying:
    I'll do the whacking around here, tanksyou muchly.



    Lookie what I swapped for 5 cans of Lager.


    Who want's fruit salad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    Meep. :crying:
    I'll do the whacking around here, tanksyou muchly.



    Lookie what I swapped for 5 cans of Lager.


    Who want's fruit salad?


    err ... they are mostly vegetables
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Yeah, the kiwi's and tangerine thingies were at the bottom of the box. But for your smartarseness, you will only get a leek.

    Although that comes with old age anyway.

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