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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    ToothBrush......


    When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed.


    But, somehow the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.



    When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.



    He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.



    He was gone only a few moments.



    When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."



    ... The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will

    always limp

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