ToothBrush......
When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting to her husband that he should get it fixed.
But, somehow the message never sank in. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
He was gone only a few moments.
When he came out again. He handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalks."
... The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will
always limp
Bookmarks