Yeah, I had my arse pinched, slapped, etc...
I was called allsorts of pathetic slimy words, and had my arm grabbed n bruised.
Fraid its the joys of working with drunk people.
Yeah, I had my arse pinched, slapped, etc...
I was called allsorts of pathetic slimy words, and had my arm grabbed n bruised.
Fraid its the joys of working with drunk people.
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Maybe now is the time to hone your kung-fu skills, grasshopper...![]()
What is my bidding, master?![]()
I'm seriously thinking of giving up the pub job.
You do get a good craic most nights, but I'm being taxed far too much to make it worth my while. My main job is now taking £240 off me a month for having a second income, so I only really make around £70 a month for slogging my guts out. The whole system is criminal.![]()
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First lesson,grasshopper: the knee hit.
Thrust knee quickly and with violence in the general groinal region of the opponent. Warning: beer belly can get in the way. In that case, hit harder.![]()
That salary really isn't worth it. I'm sure there are thousands of more gratifying jobs (both financially and intellectually).
And most of them don't include mugging old ladies.![]()
Last edited by Guillaume; 03-02-2005 at 02:05 AM. Reason: forgot an i somewhere
Originally Posted by Guillaume
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Maybe I shouldha told him about my huge pokey stick.
That would have scared him off.
I don't really know where I want to be, job wise, yet.
Guess I will figure it out when I'm too old to do anything about it.
Last edited by Lilmiss; 03-02-2005 at 02:16 AM.
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Naw, drunks never understand anything until it's right under their noses.
They get it even better when you happen to break them.
edit: meh, I'm afraid you're too old to do something about a job the very minute you think about it. That's why most of us end up in a shitty job, hoping to get lucky playing the lottery. :crying:
Last edited by Guillaume; 03-02-2005 at 02:21 AM.
I don't even bother with the lottery. As long as I make enough to go out every weekend and get pished, I'm happy enough for now.
One day I'll have my own radio station and rule the world, mwhahaha.![]()
:wistful look:
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Ah, world domination... An interesting thought until you start to wonder exactly what to do with this mud ball called earth.
Sometimes I can't govern even myself, so what would I do with 6 billion people?
edit: Time to go to bed. G'night everybody.
Last edited by Guillaume; 03-02-2005 at 02:35 AM.
I would start by breaking Wales off from the UK, and sending it to France. I have no need for those derty plebs on my island.
Not sure what I would do after that.
Guess I need an assistant world dominator to help with my evil plans.
G'nitechoo.
Last edited by Lilmiss; 03-02-2005 at 02:50 AM.
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