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    It was coming straight for me, so i shot it twice in the chest with a 12-gauge shotgun. I think was going for a slice of my pepperoni pizza. It's dead now so I can't show you the evidence that bigfoot did exist. I can't explain what it was doing in the middle of Portsmouth either, because i haven't fleshed out this farce much, I just thought about it on the toilet.
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    blah, pizza, too much cheese

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    Quantum Bigfoot.


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    Oh noes, the captain hijacked darth's account.

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    I just ate a slice of Pizza that I left in my office yesterday evening. Tuna, cheese and tomato it was.

    I don't have a fridge here so it was just left in the box. It'll be alright, won't it?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    I just ate a slice of Pizza that I left in my office yesterday evening. Tuna, cheese and tomato it was.

    I don't have a fridge here so it was just left in the box. It'll be alright, won't it?
    Have you never seen the salad cream advert......

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    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
    Have you never seen the salad cream advert......
    The one with Bob Carolgees


    Not quite sure which you mean ... .
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    The one with Bob Carolgees


    Not quite sure which you mean ... .
    The one where he wakes up in the morning and theres a slice of pizza in his bed.He picks it up and takes it down stairs holds it over the bin as if he`s going to drop it in and takes a speck of shite of it and then puts salad cream on it to eat it...

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    Oh yeah

    It was just left in a cardboard pizza box - I think that's okay but was concerned about leaving cooked tuna out overnight with the heating on
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    The Loch Ness monster is well and swimming in my bath.

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