Died in battle
It was coming straight for me, so i shot it twice in the chest with a 12-gauge shotgun. I think was going for a slice of my pepperoni pizza. It's dead now so I can't show you the evidence that bigfoot did exist. I can't explain what it was doing in the middle of Portsmouth either, because i haven't fleshed out this farce much, I just thought about it on the toilet.
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pepper your angus
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blah, pizza, too much cheese
Forum Star
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Quantum Bigfoot.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Oh noes, the captain hijacked darth's account.
effendi
I just ate a slice of Pizza that I left in my office yesterday evening. Tuna, cheese and tomato it was.
I don't have a fridge here so it was just left in the box. It'll be alright, won't it?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Have you never seen the salad cream advert......Originally Posted by manker
effendi
The one with Bob CarolgeesHave you never seen the salad cream advert......
Not quite sure which you mean ... .
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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The one where he wakes up in the morning and theres a slice of pizza in his bed.He picks it up and takes it down stairs holds it over the bin as if he`s going to drop it in and takes a speck of shite of it and then puts salad cream on it to eat it...The one with Bob Carolgees
Not quite sure which you mean ... .
effendi
Oh yeah
It was just left in a cardboard pizza box - I think that's okay but was concerned about leaving cooked tuna out overnight with the heating on
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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The Loch Ness monster is well and swimming in my bath.
She's smaller than she looks on the postcards.
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