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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    WHO & WHY ???? ===

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
    these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna
    eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."


    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


    Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
    about him?


    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?


    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
    point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?


    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
    going to look up there anyway?


    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
    both dogs!


    What do you call male ballerinas?


    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
    didn't he just buy dinner?


    If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
    vegetables, then what is baby oil made ! from?


    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
    come from morons?


    Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?


    Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?


    Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .


    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
    call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
    window?


    Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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    Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?
    Well, fookin' el.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Why does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
    same tune?


    Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .


    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

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    hummmm crazy eh... i call it questions without answers
    o yeh
    how comes glue dose'nt stick on the inside of the tube??

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