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    If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

    btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

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    elcome yo the board slippwer :02;

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
    If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

    btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

    Hallo,

    Wie HeiB du wien getrunken, und ich finde du schelcklic


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    Welcome dick in slippers.

    The nitpick police, with Commissioner Jpol, will warn you that you have made a violation of the subjunctive mood.

    One should lie awake all night wondering if there were a dog.

    I personally couldn't give a whit.

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    A dog?
    Where?


    My fingers are stoned silly.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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  6. Lounge   -   #6
    Quote Originally Posted by Lilmiss
    A dog?
    Where?


    My fingers are stoned silly.

    Du das hieB eine Hund?



  7. Lounge   -   #7
    I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

    my fingers are drunker.

    Whats with the german??

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    Quote Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
    I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

    my fingers are drunker.

    Whats with the german??

    Ich finde LikeOldSlipper sehr secksish und man kann condom eine truffen


  9. Lounge   -   #9
    Quote Originally Posted by LikeOldSlipper
    I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

    my fingers are drunker.

    Whats with the german??
    You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.

    Many people say:

    "If I was king"

    since you are not king it should be

    "If I were king".

    If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.

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    oh har har har (slaps thighs)

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