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  1. 02-25-2005, 09:33 PM #81
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    It's like an extended oxymoron.

    Very cunning.
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  5. 02-25-2005, 09:40 PM Lounge   -   #83
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  7. 02-25-2005, 09:51 PM Lounge   -   #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    I mean if he can understand that he is an agnostic then surely he knows the correct way to say 'god' and thus the correct way to think about the concept in his head whilst lying awake.
    Maybe from the outset the dyslexic agnostic never believed in "dogs", and the latency of this secularity was not immediately apparent?

    In other words, it could quite possibly have occurred in a religious vacuum; such a viewpoint with regard to things canine would not have necessarily garnered any attention.

    That's what I think, anyway.
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  9. 02-25-2005, 09:52 PM Lounge   -   #85
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    I think the Moron bit might be correct.
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    I should have put that in bold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4
    Maybe from the outset the dyslexic agnostic never believed in "dogs", and the latency of this secularity was not immediately apparent?

    In other words, it could quite possibly have occurred in a religious vacuum; such a viewpoint with regard to things canine would not have necessarily garnered any attention.

    That's what I think, anyway.
    So the joke should read:

    If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who possibly grew up in a religious vacuum, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was were a dog?

    Edit: I'm drunk and that makes no sense...

    Edit#2: Me, I mean. I make no sense.
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  15. 02-26-2005, 12:08 AM Lounge   -   #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    So the joke should read:

    If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac who possibly grew up in a religious vacuum, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was were a dog?

    Edit: I'm drunk and that makes no sense...

    Edit#2: Me, I mean. I make no sense.
    'Cheese-

    I'm sure we can arrive at a satisfactory conclusion if we keep after this.

    I shall refer briefly to a few of my "logic" texts...
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  17. 02-27-2005, 09:07 PM Lounge   -   #89
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  19. 02-27-2005, 09:45 PM Lounge   -   #90
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