"Breaking news, David Hasslehoff is dead. An angry mob of FST members gang bashed and murdered the Knight Rider star last night after a rock show. No official statement has been made by FST but it has been assumed that the actions were taken to prevent another cheap music video featuring David Hasslehoff."
"As a response to this terrorist threat George Bush has made plans to bomb the internet. Naturally Australian Prime Minister John Howard has pledged all of his troops in this fight against FST."
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