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Thread: Oh, to be six again!

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Oh, to be six again!

    The husband asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love
    to be six again," she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, got up, made her a
    nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to Disneyland. What
    a day! They went on every ride in the park. The Matterhorn, Space
    Mountain, Splash Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the Haunted

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down. They drove to a McDonald's
    where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and
    a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie to see the
    latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
    candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed,
    exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
    lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" Her
    eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "Is that what
    this crazy day was all about? You idiot, I meant my dress size!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's still
    gonna get it wrong.

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Surrey, BC

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

  3. Funny S**t   -   #3
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    Sep 2003
    Look behind you, you may not see me, but I am there
    Lol, that was a good one


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