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    Students at Medical School

    First-year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
    class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
    table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
    necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that
    you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an

    example,

    the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
    corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
    thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
    took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
    it. When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told

    them,"The

    second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
    and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.
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    Disgusting but funny.

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    wow isnt that not sanitary?

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    Quote Originally Posted by despikable View Post
    wow isnt that not sanitary?
    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by despikable View Post
    wow isnt that not sanitary?
    No.
    Not no.

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    lol.... ... . .

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    I've heard a different version of this, still makes laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by dml View Post
    I've heard a different version of this, still makes laugh
    Exactly the same here.

    Some say I've got a bad attitude, but that don't change the way I feel about you!

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