but isnt pork the other white meatOriginally Posted by Lilmiss
Ahem....
Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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When in America i was at a place called GreaseBurger.
Beats any chainburger by far!!!
Btw. also saw signs for FatBurger, BurgerBin, MeanBurger, MagicBurger, OrientBurger,
Wendy's, etc, etc.
Best burger i had in my life was at the Sunstudios(elvis' first studio) in Memphis.
From the chains in Holland i prefer BurgerKing but the best are from Wurlitzer in
Amersfoort.
Yogi
ya, 2x cheesburgers are like the best things ever... and only $1 !!
sorry licks pwns all
A dollar .You would`nt mind getting me a couple would ya.Originally Posted by primo
I got to be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very hungry before i would even consider eating one off these.
They did a program on this in the UK were a bloke ate mcdonalds for a month for every meal and he ended up looking like this.
The doctors were begging him to stop eating it as it was fucking him up.
Last edited by enoughfakefiles; 02-28-2005 at 11:05 PM. Reason: one measly spelling mistake
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