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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Fireman

    A jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife"

    "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system ate de fire station.

    Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

    Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

    Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

    From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell 2' you jump on de bed. Whn I says'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

    The next night he came home and shouted:

    'Bell One' and she stripped naked.

    'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

    'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

    After a few minutes the wife yells out 'Bell Four'.

    "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.

    She replied:

    "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippychick
    Fireman

    A jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife"

    "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system ate de fire station.

    Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.

    Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.

    Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

    From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked. When I says 'Bell 2' you jump on de bed. Whn I says'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

    The next night he came home and shouted:

    'Bell One' and she stripped naked.

    'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.

    'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

    After a few minutes the wife yells out 'Bell Four'.

    "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.

    She replied:

    "Roll out more hose, mon, you ain't nowhere near de fire."
    Funny, but why is he Jamaican?



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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo
    Funny, but why is he Jamaican?
    It's a joke from a friend in jamaica. I didnt want to change the lingo. lol

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    lol nice one

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