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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Really badly but I'm on hold on the phone to Powergen and have been for 20 mins ffs

    There's a REALLY annoying womans voice that says "Thank you for waiting" every 5 second (litterally).
    But if I go pee they will answer and then hang up cos no one there
    No glasses nearby either

    Jonno

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    In Newcastle, you're considered a poofta if you can't hold your bladder until you've drunk eight pints* - pull yourself together, man



    * Probably
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Holding onto it can lead to bad things such as problems ejaculating and/or even getting aroused.

    Hae you never seen Liar liar??

    And in Newcastle they can hold 8 pints cos they drink Babycham

    Ooo I'm thru

    Jonno

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    To be honest, my assertion was based on a hazy memory of reading Sid the Sexist in Viz, fecking years ago.

    It's probably true tho' - Cheese will let us know later
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Wrap (tight) the telephone cord around your penuss, so u can relax the muscles

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    On hold again

    @Manker...... I wonder if Cheese knows babycham now comes in big bottles.......which kinda contradicts the name

    @15%......Done that already but for pervy reasons

    Jonno

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    Are the bottles still smaller than a bottle of Champagne. If so then I suppose it doesn't.

    Altho' not being a babycham drinker, I wouldn't have a clough
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    See if you can hold on longer than the women who`s got you on hold jonno.

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    Let us all hope Jonno gets an Irish call-centre worker...

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    record a message on the comp saying thanks for waiting someone will be with you in just a minute, play some music in the background, and loop it then put the phone next to speaker and run to toilet.


    unless convo is over now.

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