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    i hate banks. i really fucking hate banks.


    on the first day of every month a standing order takes 50 form the current account to the linked savings account. note the linked, meaning it's always in my account. no matter; one day i don't have the money in my account they don't do the transaction from my account to my account and fine me 30. motherfuckers!

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    They fine you 30 cos you missed one 50 payment????



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    yeah. but thats not what i'm pissed off about.

    i'm pissed off because it was a transaction between two accounts under the same bank under the same name.

    i'm also pissed off cos the jobcentre didn't pay me.

    and another thing i'm pissed off about; the bank take 4 working days to transfer money. now i'm not gonna be able to pay my internet bill, so that'll be a 60 fine i think for disconnecting within 12 months

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    i blame brian




    notice any similarities

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    So its the same all over the world, eh?

    My bank opened me an account I didn't ask for and didn't tell me about. I found out after the revocation period, and if I want to close it (and get my 176 back) there's a 10 fee!

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    notice any similarities
    Krohn's a banker?
    Last edited by Guillaume; 03-03-2005 at 09:42 AM.

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    Sounds like a good movie title:


    Blame it on Brian.

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    maybe they would treat you better if you didn't walk in with a phallically filled sack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guillaume
    So its the same all over the world, eh?

    My bank opened me an account I didn't ask for and didn't tell me about. I found out after the revocation period, and if I want to close it (and get my 176 back) there's a 10 fee!

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    Krohn's a banker?
    i mean the logos. ignore the words

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    A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
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    i saw that logo in london the other day nd thought the same thing
    Last edited by 100%; 03-03-2005 at 12:29 PM.

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