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Thread: Best of the best The Simpsons Quotes

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    Monkeee's Avatar Post Whore
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    C mon Guys! You cant forget about The Simpsons!

    lol i remember i watched this a couple days ago.

    Mr. Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!

    Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.

    Mr. Burns: No! They're so big and strong!

    Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me Smithers from the Germans!


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    Mr. Burns:Yes

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    Homer: I am so smart, smarty smarty smart. S-M-R-T......I mean S-M-A-R-T.

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    Computer: Hello, Smithers. You're-quite-good-at-turning-me-on.
    Smithers: Uh...you should probably just ignore that

    It's hard to pick some from Simpsons coz there's so many episodes to try and remember


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    here's another one:

    Apu: Oh god, she's waking up, quick Homer, use the chloroform.
    Homer: Gotcha (starts putting something on her face)
    Apu: ....You idiot, those are colorforms!
    Women (wakes up)

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
    Mail Attendant: OK Mr Burns, what is your first name.
    Homer: I dont know!
    tYiA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowen747x
    Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
    Mail Attendant: OK Mr Burns, what is your first name.
    Homer: I dont know!
    That's a classic

    Homer: Hey listen, here's 10 dollars, go get me some pizza from over there
    Vendor: No pizza, only karklash.
    Homer: Alright alright (takes a bite)....ewwwww (keeps eating).. Ok, now what do you got to wash down this disgusting food
    Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice
    Homer: Ewwww yuck aww, damn it, gimme some Crab Juice.

    LMFAO

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    Carl: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
    Lou: If there is, I don't wanna know about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by david622
    Carl: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
    Lou: If there is, I don't wanna know about it...



    McBain: Thank you thank you, say hello to my music Stowie.
    Audience claps
    McBain: Hey Stowie, that tie makes you look like a homosexual.
    Audience: BoooooO!!!

    McBain: Why do men always leave the toilet seat up?.......That's the joke.
    Audience member: You suck Mcbain!
    McBain pulls out gun and shoots him
    McBain: Now my impersonation of Woody Allen....Hello, I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
    Audience member 2: Hey that really sucked!
    McBain pulls out grenade and throws it at him.

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    can't remember exactly how it goes... but is something like this:

    *homer is in the lie detector machine*
    Agent: ok Homer, the machine is gonna beep every time you lie. Do you understand that?
    Homer: Yes
    *the machine goes crazy*
    dude!!!
    la cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya no puede caminar...

    - JOIN our fold@home team... ... something about genetics n' stuff
    -i just had a pm conversation with MYSELF!!!... ... ...wow... that's sad

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