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Thread: Escapes!

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    Virtualbody1234's Avatar Forum Star BT Rep: +2
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    Oct 2003
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house looking for money and guns.

    He finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her and kisses her neck. Then he gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict. Look at his clothes. He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    His wife said, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering that he is gay, thought you were cute and asked if we have any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too!

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
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    hehehehe justice


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