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    Nigella sucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Nigella sucks
    So switch over and watch Delia, day-time TV boy.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Nigella sucks
    So switch over and watch Delia, day-time TV boy.
    Hoi, I was doing stuff last night, I told you that in another plaice that is knot this plaice.

    I didn't get into me bed till nearly 06:00 hrs, a.m. in the morning. So watching Nigella suck seems a fair swap to me.



    I am choosing to take that T-Shirt to be an adjective and a verb. It's up to me

    Nigella is a top chef, I love her baps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    Nigella sucks
    and cooks and cleans

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    I wonder if I could get any more cheap innuendo in such a small space.

    I very much doubt it.

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    Hmm, does she qualify as posh totty? My instinct sez neigh.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Hmm, does she qualify as posh totty? My instinct sez neigh.
    Oh feck yes.

    Nigella = Posh Totty and can cook.

    Wide of hip and big of bap as well. Think of the manlets she could produce, then feed. Then go on to cook for.


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    Take that, Bob Nudd.

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    I totally agree, btw
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    You can't rod about Nigella, it's sacred ledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul
    You can't rod about Nigella, it's sacred ledge.
    I could see you were on one and wished to continue waxing lyrical about her.

    Surely a smidgen of roddage about one so lovely can be forgiven if it's for the greater good.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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