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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    DRUNK IN THE BATHROOM
    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes
    later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few
    minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
    The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
    screaming.

    "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the
    customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try
    to
    flush,something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." With
    that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says...

    "You idiot! " "You're sitting on the mop bucket!



    Don't know about you guy's, but read this an hour ago and still crossing my legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by peat moss
    Don't know about you guy's, but read this an hour ago and still crossing my legs
    *nods*

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    ouch

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    I'm impressed ! Two good Canadian boys, know what the business end of a mop bucket is ! Thought I get comments from the ladies only .

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    damn right lol

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