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    I shall be alone for the remainder of the evening, physically speaking.
    (not really a big change there)

    Huzzah.



    My throat hurts from yelling...stuff.

    Think I lost my voice
    Last edited by Snee; 03-19-2005 at 10:49 PM.

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    let me not hinder you in your mission

    please continue - i am "entertained"
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    This was meant as an explanation as to my behavior just now, altho' it may seem a tad befuddling in hindsight. Which fits my current frame of mind btw.

    I've calmed down now tho', anyway

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    Chill is good
    Stress is heavy
    Need is painfull

    on a side note- i seem to have missed something about someone haxoring this forum - could you please direct me to the relevant thread concerning this happpening which i missed
    or explain what happened (brief)
    mucho appreciated

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    I had an argument with someone of the female persuasion.

    Not sure who won.

    Life is now back to normal.

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    Ps. Snny do you agree with this?

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    OTHER TIPS ABOUT NORWEGIANS
    # You make friends for life on Friday night, but you will never see them again
    # Norwegians look at people, because they rarelly see them
    # They eat everything else but fish even though the country is surrounded by sea
    # When large groups of norwegians get together for socially formal events, they will sing
    # Throwing snowballs is unheard off
    # When bars close and you meet a completely plastered (yet politically correct) norman
    # Any morally correct abiding norman, when completely plastered will ask you if you have a joint and tell you of their dreams of fishing***
    # The mythological gods; Thor, Odin etc have no meaning
    # You learn to walk like a penguin
    # After the first few times you expressed your thoughts, you learn to shut the f*k up
    # Materialism: If its out of trend, throw it away. (Second hand is unheard of)
    # Buying a round of drinks is suicidal, and if you do, they think your stupid
    # Norwegians regard Gas Stations as excellent places to buy good food
    # You sweat indoors
    # You think Michael Jackson has a great suntan
    # If you see a person dressed differently on the street

    1. he sniffs glue
    2. he is insane
    3. he's a tourist
    4. be very suspicious

    # Humor and Spontinaity is rare, appreciate them when it happens.
    # When you first come to this country, do all the ideas, changes, you can and fast, in the long run you freeze.
    # Taxi queus can be leathal, yet sometimes sexual
    # Norwegians think dark haired girls are beautiful
    # forspil - pissed before going to bar
    # Norwegians when sking (the walking type) out in the free nature, prefer to ski in one straight line
    # You can be kicked out of a bar because "you are too drunk" However, you are completely sober
    # If you want to make friends here, make sure you were friends with them beforehand
    # Emancipation is only for women
    # Would you want your country to be run by a priest?
    # Norwegians abroad are like foreigners in their native land.
    # If there is a street concert - don't dance
    # In most countries, the further you go into the country, to the villages, the better the food gets. In Norway....
    # If your an "alternative" norwegian, you have clean ikea furniture
    # Picasso is a football player
    # Norwegians are not Nazis, they just look like them.
    # Even if you don't pay tax you can go to hospital for free
    # Learn to enjoy the words - orker, gidder, du få, vil, skal followed by ikke
    # The word "Please" does it exist! But is never used
    # Craftsmen are better paid and have better cars******
    # After 12 o clock its illegal to smoke and drink beer at the same time
    # Yes, norwegians have fridges
    # Norway is wealthy rich, proven by the fact that it has more heroine addicts than alcoholics.
    # Everything is made abroad
    # If a foreigner falls in love with a norwegian - you will separate garantueed 90%
    # If you meet a Norwegian in your home country (abroad), chances are 100% you will end up in Norge.
    # one month of summer is alot
    # Be prepared to be overwhelmed with "tradition" & "customs"(rules) when going to a hytte (cottage)
    # water tastes excellent here
    # air is fresh
    # norwegians don't dislike foreigners, they just don't speak to them
    # Winter = Video
    # The police don't need guns
    # If the "people" disagree with a political issue, they talk about it.--
    # People with odd clothes is linked with problems, and if u dress odd u`ll get bproblems
    # new is not new enough
    # Everything is still possible in norway, so move it.
    # Norway was poor, suddenly it got rich, nothing changed except, that everything became new
    # if you are still reading this, you have definetly been in Norway too long
    # Norwegians don`t feel socially claustrofobic, foreigners do
    # National day in Norway = a day to celebrate, so be as formal and tight as you can get
    # One hour flight whithin norway is more expensive than going to Australia
    # If you want to pick up women or men, do not go to the bars before 2:30am
    # Hade bra is more common than hello (this has nothing to do with wonder bra)
    # Feel seriously ashamed when buying any form of alcohol.
    # Test tools for free at Clas Ohlson, bring them back within 30 days (they don't give a shit)
    # No conversations in public (transport) please
    # Do totally whatever u want when drunk
    # pose? standard non enviromental friendly question asked in every shop
    # If u forget phone in tram, u can pick it up next day, and don't even bother to lock your bike
    # norwegian women place pepriments in their pussy's
    # whenever you hitchhike, those that give you rides, will explain to you that norwegians don't take hitchhikers
    # Norwegians have oil and they drink it to survive (tran)

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    Thankfully, most of it doesn't seem like home.

    Tho' we do have some of the distance in intrapersonal matters going here too. Perhaps to a greater extent.


    And the water is good.




    My throat does feel messed up, gonna' go look for something to soothe the pain.
    Last edited by Snee; 03-19-2005 at 11:22 PM.

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    every country has its glitches
    but some you should never accept....ever

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    I quite like it the way it is here.

    I do have some issues with intimacy (alienation), mind, and this country lets me get away with that. (This might not be a good thing)

    The weather sucks tho'.


    How do you like Norway, then?

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    Gorgeous country- came here for the natura ended up witht a sexy nutural and now everything thats natural is indoors
    winters are too muuuuuuch

    most of the above lines where by me nd a buddy unedited so that should cover the frustration section

    apart from one thing (which i cannot forffknggive)

    lets say Knut og Jan are walking down the street - suddenly Knut meets a buddy (Odin) on the street who also has a buddy (Døst)
    what happens then?
    Knut & Odin talk
    what happens while they are talking?
    their buddies Jan & Døst stand there like idiots staring at nothing and even in some cases walk further down the street and just............wait

    WTF?
    every fking time

    In the human world(as in abroad) - you
    1.introduce each other
    2.keep the conversation in relation to the others
    -by doing this you respect the other and may end up in a new experience

    if drunk this "ignore the none known dude" rule is forgotten

    anyway going skiing for week tomorrow norwegian style - itll be great and bring me back to why i came here

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